October 20, 2008- The Impending Announcment

   Even though we are just over two weeks away from the most important Presidetnial election that America has seen in generations, there are some people left in the world that have the ability to knock Barack Obama and John Mc Cain off of the front parges and top of the news cycles, we have already seen that with George W. Bush,who has knocked them off that perch several times lately with the economic meltdown that he is giving America as a farewell present, but there is someone else that seems to be poised to knock those two candidates off the news cycles for a while, and for very different reasons too. That is becasue this could be something that has a major impact on the international scene, one that people have been wanting to see happen for a long time. as everyone knows, one of the problems that the new President , whoever he may be, will inherit is the problem of North Korea. This problem has been festering for numerous Presidential Administrations now, and the next one is sure to inherit this problem at a very critical stage. Things certainly cannot continue to go on as they have with this situation, because it is at the breaking point and something has to be done before it collapses entirely. As I have written about numerous times before in these columns of mine, the problem always comes down to one man only, and that is the little cocksucker that runs North Korea, Kim Jong-Il. That country has been under his iron grip ever since he took it over after his worthless old man Kim Il-Sung died, and continued the old man's insane policies on everything, resulting in a catastrophe that the world does not really know the extent of. Since North Korea is a closed society, the world only gets its information about what is happening there in drips and drabs, usually when Kim Jong-Il wants something. When he sees that his fucked up policies have caused him some huge problems again, problems that he cannot kill and arest his way out of with his military and Pigs, he turns to the rest of thw world looking for handouts and help. He always swears that he is going to be a good citizen this time if the rest of the world will just help him out one more time, usuallypromising to stop his nuclear program, since that is the main bone of contention between North Korea and America. he tells washington that he is going to dismantle shit for real this time, if they'll just give him money annd food and shit for the starving people of his nation, and when he gets what he wants, he does not even try to keep any false promises that he made, he keeps all the food and oil and money for himself and his military and does not stop doing anything, and the cycle keeps perpetuating itself again and again, year in and year out, and the problem gets worse and worse and worse. Now it is on the edge of a major disaster, and the next President is goling to have to deal with Kim Jong-Il, but things have changed over on that asshole's end lately. It has become apparent that the little shit had some kind of major medical problem a short time ago, something that landed his ass in the hospital for an extended stay and has led to all kinds of rumors about his health and what is up with the dude. As always, the regime has been extraordinarily tight-lipped about what happened, they only admitted that something did happen after it became apparent to the world that something had and they have downplayed it as much as they could, even showing pictures of the little shit inspecting some women's army brigade, but he looked worse than he usually does, very pale and thin. So something is up with him, it is just a matter of what, and there is a lot of speculation surrounding the different scenarios that could play out here.

   The stakes for this all are very high, as North Korea is far more than the Third World basket case that its leadership has made it into these last few decades. It is in a very strategic place as far as the world order goes, and the world powers are very interested in who is going to run that place after Kim Jong-Il dies. the recent health crisis has not spread much light onto the situation, things are a smurky as ever as to just who is running the country these days, whether Kim Jong-Il is well enough to even pretend to govern, or if one of his no-account sons is in charge, or whther or not there will be a coup there and a whole new regime comes in to power. The closest that anyone has been able to figure is that either Kim Jong-Il is indeed well enpugh to govern, or that this chick that he is fucking has taken over and is running the government in his name because he is far too incapacitated to do it anymore. That is not what experts had predicted would happen when the end came and that has many people worried that the North Korean situation could explode out of control. If these reports are correct, this woman that has no experiencein politics other than working in a party office somewhere and catching the eye of Kim Jong-Il and then becoming his next chick  and fucking him and such is the de facto leader, and that would leave things wide pen for a coup of some kind. Kim Jong-Il's two sons both have eyes on the prize after Daddy kicks off, and they would not like some bitch that he was fucking at the end getting what they feel is rightfully theirs, so they may have something to say about that if it was to come to pass. So would memebrs of the other side of Kim Jong-Il's family, his mother's side, because they have been political enemies of his for years now, and are the only people in North Korea that could even hope to pose a threat to him and they may want to get into things as well and have their own regime in mind. Also, there could be dissident groups within Notth Korea itself that could stage a coup, no one knows for sure, the intelligence says that Kim Jong-Il has such a tight grip on things that opposition to him is impossible, but no one knows what really goes on inside that country, so there may be a group ot two that could take over if something were to happen to Kim Jong-Il, so there are many scenarios that could play out here. More than anything, Washington wants one to play out that is favorable to them, something that the Kim regime has never been and they are not quite sure as to how to go about getting that, so all these stories lately about Kim Jong-Il being ill and such are freaking Washington out a good deal. They want to know if he is alive or dead, if he is still the unquestioned ruler over there, just what the fuck is going on with him. Thi sis especially important to Washington seeing as what time we are in, so close to the election, because the Bush Administration just wants to hold serve with the dude, keep things as they are for the last three months of their reign, and hand him over tio the next Administration and see what they can do with him. If he was to die now or inthe next 90 days, that would be a bad thing for Washington, because the outgoing Administration would have to waste time and energy on something that they do not want to deal with as they finish up their time, and almost certainly could not put together any kind of real deal on the situation in the short time that they have left. Pyongyang could fuck Washington over worse than they have before, and the image conscious Bush Administration does not want anything like that ruining their legacy here at the very end.

   That is why they must be shitting a big one this morning as they anxiously await whether or not Pyongyang is going to come through on its latest promise, one that Washington might rather have them not make good on. Overt the weekend, the Japanese media reported that North Korea was going to make a huge announcement sometime today. Nothing was said officially by the North Korean media, as usual, but there have been other activities that have caught people's eyes. North Korean diplomats have all been told to be on alert all day today for this announcement, and there are also stories that North Korea is curtailing all entries into it by outsiders, something that they would only do if there was a huge announcement and change of some kind coming. So far, there has not been any announcement from Pyomgyang on anything, and other media sources are reporting that there are no travel restrictions other than the usual ones in North Korea today, so there are mixed signals as to whether they are really going to make a big announcement today or not. Since anything that they may have to say will be very closely watched in America, and the day has not reallyu started here as yet, it shall in a few hours, so Pyongyang may be waiting until Washington and America wake up and get the day started to make the announcement because that is who it may primarily be aimed at. The thing is, if rumors like this started in the Asian media this weekend, there is probably something to them, and Pyomngyang is indeed going to make a major announcement in a few hours. The only subject that an announcement of this magnitude could possibly be on is Kim Jong-Il. Nothing in that country supercedes him in importance, and if they let the news of the announcement leak like that so that everyone is waiting on them come today, that has to be the subject of the announcement, and given what has happened with that little fucker lately, the announcement most certainly is about his health and status as leader of North Korea. Washington knows that, and thay are holding their breath this morning, waiting to see if Pyongyang is serious, but they certainly believe that they are, rest assured that there are representatives from the White House, Pentagon, and State Department all monitoring North Korea more closely than usual today, waiting to see if they have something to say. Since it is well into the day in North Korea, they have had ample time to prepare for any announcement, and Washington has surely been busting its ass spying on them non-stop so that they can get an idea of what is going on, and they surely have one now. Whatever announcemnt that North Korea may make today, and I believe that they will, Washington already knows what it is about and is alreday starting to make plans on how to deal with it when it becomes official. Pyomgyang is just too secretive to let information like this leak out and then do nothing,this is not another set of lies from them like all their empty promises to stop their nuclear program over the years, and that means that they have an important piece of news for the world concerning the health and well-being of one Kim Jong-Il. It is not often that North Korea gets to say something that shakes the entire world, but today seems to be one of those days, and they are going to make the most out of it simply because they have to, it is as important for themn as it is for Washington, more actually, because their entire future as a nation depends on what they are going to say when that announcement comes.

   The most likely thing that Pyongyang is going to say when they do finally make that announcement is that the little motherfucker Kim Jong-Il has died. He probably died a few days ago but they are just getting around to announcing it now for political reasons. The wild card in all of this is whether or not there is a new regime in place in Pyongyang now or whether the same one is in power, and if that is so, who is running it. Is it that chick that Kim Jong-Il was fucking or is it one of his kids or is it someone else entirely, that is what the world will want to know, and that is almost certainly what Pyongyang won't say when they make the aniouncement. All that they will talk about is Kim Jong-Il, how great he was, and what tremendous things he did, and how all of North Korea is in a state of official mourning until further notice. They will go on about how the official services for him will be conducted and such, but nowhere will they answer the questions that the world is going to have for them. That is because they simply do not have answers as to who is running the countgry, because if that little shit has indeed died, he never officially named a successor like his old man did, so it is surely going to be a free for all over there. That is what has Washington so nervous today, because the last thing that they want in North Korea is a crapshoot as far as who is in charge goes and Kim Jong-Il seems to have left things that way intentionally. He could have set things up like his old man did, buit he did not care enough to, because if he is dead, that means that's the end of him caring anything about North Korea and what happens to it, he could care less what does happen to it once he is dead and always has been that way, and that is why he never bothered to set anything up. Washington is well aware of that, and they are just hoping that the announcement does not include a whole new regime that has taken over these last few days because Washington has designs on handpicking that next North Korean regime, and does not want to hear that the job has already been done without them. Whichever way it all goes, it looks as if we have the beginnings of the last great foreign crisis of the Bush Administration and the first one of the next Administration courtesy of that little shitstain Kim Jong-Il. He probabkly died now on purpose, of a drug overdose, precisely because he knew that doing so right now would fuck Washington over worse than any nuclear shit that he had ever could, and that is all that the little cunthole ever wanted to do, fuck over Washington and the West. The pending announcement, whether it is made today or a few days from now, is the beginning of another nightmare for Washington, because there is no way that it can have anything positive for Washington in it at all, and that little asshole Kim Jong-Il is leaving the world exactly what he always gave it when he was alive, problems and traumas that others had to sort out while he went scot-free every single time. The only good thing about this pending announcement is that it will be the last that the world ever hears from that little fucker that caused society so much pain and misery while he was alive, but the problem is going to be the way that he left things, because they are going to be in a greater state of catastrophe than anyone ever imagined that they could be and Kim Jong-Il shall go on fucking Washington and the rest of the world over even after death, a mark of a truly evil and horrid individual, which was about the only thing that this sorry little shit ever asired to be in life.

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