This column is about the Holy War that fuckhead bin Laden has called on all of his fellow Muslims to join in against Israel and America. This is a very interesting thing in a number of ways. The biggest one that I can see is that where the fuck does bin Laden get off declaring a Holy War at all? This dude is not a Holy Man in any sense of the word. He is some fuckin' spoiled ultra-rich brat ass that was born into fabulous wealth. His old man was a huge construction magnate in Saudi Arabia and surrounding areas. He helped build man's cities and business concerns and his housing and all that shit out of the desert sands. The dude was so fuckin' wealthy that he was able to have 50 kids, and make every one of them a multi millionaire many times over. Unfortunately, he didn't pull out of some Muslim bitches' sleazy gross hairy smelly pussy fast enough, and his shithead son Osama was born. He didn't ever have to do jackshit for money, just like all his other siblings. So since they were so fuckin' rich, there was no incentive for any of them, including Osama, to get into the Islamic Holy Man thing. That shit is just like most Christian Holy Man scenes, the well-off don't get into it too awful much because the pay scale for that shit is awful low, and since they are rich, they get to skirt all the various religious laws and shit that the ordinary men are held to. All the rich ever have to do is to tithe to the religious organization that they belong to and they can get away with most anything. Osama bin laden took careful notice of that fact.
Since he was so well off, Osama could do whatever the fuck he wanted to do. So he set himself up as some sort of socio-political freedom fighter for Islam or whatever he said that he was. He convinced the CIA that he was that sort of thing, for they gave him a scholarship to their terrorist/spy school in Central America, where Osama excelled. Upon matriculating from there, he set cout to make himself out to be some kind of Robin Hood or something, a friend to the downtrodden and poor that fought for their rights and their justice. He never went to some kind of Koran school to study Islam or anything like that. He was being taught how to wage guerrilla warfare by the USA. Sure, he faced Mecca and got down on the prayer carpet to honor Allah at the proper times like every other Muslim. He made sure that he didn't wipe his ass facing Mecca like the Koran said and all those other rules. But he never went into the Holy Man scene or became a Mullah or anything like that. He passed himself off as a warrior in the army of Allah that fought for his ways in a social context, not a Koran based one. Her never gave sermons at mosques on Friday inciting violence or telling women how Allah wants them to wash their foul stinking pussies or anything like that.He was purely a social type dude. Now, under Islamic law, the mullahs (Holy Men), have direct say over most everything. They are supposedly the ones that are in touch with Allah and all that shit, so all matters of religious shit are left up to them. This includes declaring a Jihad ( Holy War). Only the mullahs are supposed to be able to do that. It seems that bin laden has gotten so carried away in his megalomaniacal scene that he is shitting on Islam just like he's shit on everything else. Under their law, he has no authority to declare a Jihad. He doesn't seem to care about that, because he's gone and done it anyway.
This puts the Islamic world in a very nasty conundrum. Not only has bin Laden declared this Jihad with words, but the actions that he seems to have been behind have driven that point home to the entire world. Now the erst of the Islamic world has some big decisions to make. The Koran says that all Muslims are to help one another by fighting alongside one another in a Jihad against what they call "infidels." Israel and America are the two biggest infidels that there are according to Islamic doctrine. Now bin Laden has stirred up both of them and has set them both against him, and Islam as a result. At least that's what he says. He's just hiding behind his Islamic heritage to try and get others to join his battle. He knows full well that all Islamic brethren are supposed to come to his aid if he says that he needs it. However, his Islamic brethren are looking at this particular situation rather carefully, for this is unlike any others because of what has been perpetrated so far. The magnitude of this attack has galvanized a whole lot of the world against it. When the mullahs have spoken of Jihads in the past, they usually meant shit like someone coming into their territory preaching another doctrine and getting converts, and this shit had to be stopped in the minds of the mullahs. They didn't wish to lose adherents after all. Plus these "infidels" were usually not too great in number, and they were coming into Islamic turf and they had a disadvantage because of that. This is something altogether different now. This is really shaping up to be a Holy war, as many of the other religions of Earth are gearing up to fight a war against Islam because of what this fucker did. This is not just one particular faith against islam, it's a whole shitload of them teaming up against Islam. Never before has that faith faced such an immense problem. With al their little Jihads and shit, the Muslims did manage to make their religion one of the major religions on Earth, a position that many other faiths would love to have. Every religion wants to be one of the major ones on the planet, but only a few have succeeded thus far, Islam being one of them. If this new Jihad that bin Laden has declared comes to pass, that position that Islam holds amongst the world's religions is in great peril. With so much of the world aligning themselves against bin Laden, the numbers alone are against islam here. That's why bin Laden is so hell-bent to drag the entire Islamic world into this shit that he started. He knows that he's way the fuck outnumbered now, but if he can lasso the rest of his Islamic brethren into this, it evens things up a bit. It will at first. But the more of the outside world that can be made to join the Terrorist War, the worse it is for Islam. They only have so many adherents. Yes, that number is in the several millions, but not all of those can actively participate in a Jihad, for they are women, old men, children, the disabled, etc. That knocks a bunch of them right out of the picture right away. The other religions that are against Islam here also have these same constraints, in that not all of their adherents are able to participate in the war, but they have more that can simply because they are all banding together, while Islam stands alone against them all.
If this shit goes down like this, Islam is fucked. They would be in danger of being wiped off the map of not only the world's major religions, but the world in general. This is the position that bin Laden has put Islam in. What this shows is that this motherfucker cannot possibly be a Holy Man of any stripe at all, but only a megalomaniac. This guy claims that he acts in the name of Allah and islam, but he puts all of that shit in great jeopardy by his actions. This is what the Islamic world has to deal with now. This fucker has gone and done the shit that the Koran says constitutes a jihad against infidels. If they are to obey the Koran,they are to go and fight on his side just because he's a Muslim like they are. If they do that, they are putting the entire future of Islam at risk. That's why the response to this situation has been rather slow so far. The various Muslim nations have to decide if they are going to fight in a Jihad with some political fucker that declared a war that he had no authority to, or are they going to disobey the Koran? All this shows is that bin Laden is the most manipulative motherfucker on the planet right now. Even his Islamic brethren have seen that he has no interest in promoting or acting in any other name but his own. However, their own religious doctrine has all sorts of warning about what will befall them if they tie in with the infidels, in this case, America and its allies, especially Israel. That is supposed to lead to the destruction of Islam. So this guy bin Laden has made himself one hot property.
America has made it clear that they will wage bin Laden's war with him. They have also made it clear that they aren't going to war against Islam in general. This will only hold true if the other Muslim countries don't go and side with bin Laden and fight against the USA and its allies. America has made it very clear that they will consider anyone that isn't with them in this fight one of the enemy, no matter who that may be. If the other Muslim countries decide to fight with their Islamic brother against the infidels, then it will become a Holy War against Islam. This is what bin Laden wants, for it's his only chance to not be totally annihlated by the USA and its allies in this war. He could care fuckin' less if millions of his Islamic brethren are killed in this Jihad that he started, as long as it fits into his megalomaniacal plans, it's cool by him. All he cares about is trying to prove that he is The Master of the entire fuckin' world. He knows that he has the unwilling support of many Muslims just because he's rich and has tithed much to the mosques and shit. Many Islamic countries are poor Third World countries that desperately need money, even from dogshit like him. They cannot really afford to lose His funding for their shit. They also see that he has no interest other than taking over the world for himself and himself only and they don't really want to be associated with that. With America breathing down their collective necks, they need to make some tough decisions, and make them quickly.
So all this shows that someone like bin Laden is nothing more than a megalomaniacal prick, the kind of prick that needs to not be encouraged to be anything other than a businessman like his old man was. He's a problem to the Muslims because he's one of them, and they are supposed to stick together. He's a problem to America, because they trained him in how to wage these guerrilla wars that he's so fond of. This one fucker has the ability to destroy so much of mankind's civilization by his deeds and what he says he stands for and all that shit. All of this was made possible by the fact that he's so fuckin' rich. If so many people all over the world didn't make such a big fuckin' deal about money and those that have it, guys like bin Laden wouldn't ever get in this type of position to begin with. Once again it goes back to what is valued and what isn't in the world today. If man is truly serious about stopping the likes of bin Laden, he needs to change his priorities so that the likes of him cannot ever get in this spot again. Less emphasis on money and being so awed and impressed with those that have it no matter how they got it is a good start for this.